It’s amazing what you find simply by typing the word “drunk” into Twitter’s search box.
@shawnadelmuerte Decided I was all for vodka before 8am yoga. Now I’m all for more vodka before trig. But I’m not an alcoholic; Mary Ann is drunk, too.
@asianjohnrules that’s 2 for 2 on getting home drunk and making a huge salad. awesome.
@iansaysnothing Fact error: apparently I wasnt the last person here two days ago. its hard to keep these things straight when you come to work drunk.
And the obvious….